you're a mystery yourself
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
7:03 AM

I got this funny story through an email from friend, so i thought of sharing with everyone. Hope your day is filled with laughter and fun. However, there is also a lesson to be learn from this story. Haha.


Here it goes:


Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,but she belonged to someone else.


One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."


She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. "So she agrees and accepts the proposal.


Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.


Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.


She responded, "The bastard used coins!"




Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

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