Me: Good afternoon! You just arrived today?

Guest: *Nodding head. Er, yea. (In a funny accent)

Me: I see, how is your day so far?

Guest: Sorry? *Frown (Funny accent)

Me: How- is – your – day – so – far?

Guest: I don’t understand *Shakes head (Funny accent)

Me: You are Italian, madam?

Guest: Yea, yea. I am, this a, ay, Italian. *Smile (Funny accent)

Me: Oh! You have a nice day madam!

Guest: Yea. Yea. (Funny accent)

I felt stupid. Imagine asking someone how is she 2 times and she replied back I don’t understand what are you talking about.

Speaking of Italians, man, I am not bias against them but I had an issue with an Italian guy before. Doctorate graduate leh. And he like to pick on smart people like me, who is afraid that I might be smarter than him and used his authority as a lecturer to make me stupid. I wont elaborate what he did to make me stupid. He is inferior so I thought. Stick tongue out to you doctorate graduate.

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Hey hey, this incident happened when I was still working in Sentosa few years back. I know its not linked but its superb funny!

Korean visitor: (holding on to a English translation book) Hai, How do youu, ‘escape’ out from Sentosa?

Me: Trying not to laugh

My Manager: You can take this bus, bla bla bla

Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

My Manager: Stop laughing, how can you be so bad.

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Escape! HAHAHAHAHA. Why you lock him up in Sentosa?

My Manager: HAHAHAHAHAH!

One more.

I was working in banqueting also and
There was this guy from Sri Lanka, and we named him caveman.

We were having ice cream and he disappear.
He came back with his ice cream MELTED.

Me: Why so watery?

Caveman: I put hot water.

Me: Huh? Why?

Caveman: So hard so cold how to eat?

ME and the rest: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA