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Friday, February 29, 2008

10:31 AM

I woke up today with a swollen right eye. What is the problem? And what the hell is happening to me? I drink at least 8 glasses of water a day okay, maybe not very well balanced diet because of the hotel food? But that doesn't mean you (my body) can fail on me!

I take my vitamins regularly and well, maybe not the full 8hours of sleep (who have that?) But why the swollen eye! Man, that is so, so ugly!

Wtf, so many hours to go! Started work at 6am, knocking off at 6pm. Not enjoying, no, no.

Dread.

Arrgh!

I want to REST!

Damn it.

&the beauty.

9:11 PM

HI WORLD!

Juan is feeling terrible now. Shivering, cold sweat and feeling breathless. Doctor asked if i am too stressed and comment that i may fall sick soon. Oh, whatever. I feel so dead now. I am sleeping early tonight. Yes, believe it, i am sleeping at 10pm.

Attachment - exactly 1more month to go! Cant wait to end it.

I went out, i finally went out with Eddric and Jan! Wanted to go drangonfly at first, but ahem! Someone is underage. So, ended up wasted the valet parking fee of $5 and the normal carpark fee of $3 plus.

Damn.

So, we went to clark quey to have some drinks first before heading back home instead.

I dont smoke, just posing.

I was feeling disappointed. Cant go in. ):

Enjoyed myself alot. We'll go out again soon before Jan fly off okay? <3

Brought myself a new sport shoe, the old one was badly worn out. Nice right? 50% off.

GOODNIGHT WORLD! Juan took her medicine and is feeling drowsy.

I wish my mum is here to take of her sick daughter. ):

&the beauty.

8:15 PM

Cheers to the clean bill of health for Mei Fang! Take your vitamins regularly and we’ll live to the ripe old age with the prefect health. HAHA.

Eh, my wisdom tooth is such a nuisance, now I cant eat on my left side, as my tooth will hurt. And the pain come and goes. See below, I want to gross you out. But I think my teeth are quite cute anyway.

The extraction is 500 buck leh, wa lao, golden tooth meh. Anyone want to sponsor me?

Work

Have been taking my life away by half.
The shift work makes me look older by 10 over years.

And sometimes, having a bit of FnB experience is a wrong thing.
I am supposed to attach to gym and now I am being split into half, one soul at the gym, another at pool garden.

Oh, I forget they didn’t realize I only have 1 soul.

This in turn, take away perhaps say, 5 years of my life?

Work

I found a job, and will be joining the company by the end of my course and attachment.
However, been going there during my off day to learn things.
Therefore, working everyday.

Another 5 years.

Schoolwork

Have to complete an assignment and presentation by 28th of March.
Working on it now on top of my busy schedule and this take away another 10years of my life.

I am an old woman now.

Presenting the now me.

&the beauty.

9:03 PM

Me: Good afternoon! You just arrived today?

Guest: *Nodding head. Er, yea. (In a funny accent)

Me: I see, how is your day so far?

Guest: Sorry? *Frown (Funny accent)

Me: How- is – your – day – so – far?

Guest: I don’t understand *Shakes head (Funny accent)

Me: You are Italian, madam?

Guest: Yea, yea. I am, this a, ay, Italian. *Smile (Funny accent)

Me: Oh! You have a nice day madam!

Guest: Yea. Yea. (Funny accent)

I felt stupid. Imagine asking someone how is she 2 times and she replied back I don’t understand what are you talking about.

Speaking of Italians, man, I am not bias against them but I had an issue with an Italian guy before. Doctorate graduate leh. And he like to pick on smart people like me, who is afraid that I might be smarter than him and used his authority as a lecturer to make me stupid. I wont elaborate what he did to make me stupid. He is inferior so I thought. Stick tongue out to you doctorate graduate.

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Hey hey, this incident happened when I was still working in Sentosa few years back. I know its not linked but its superb funny!

Korean visitor: (holding on to a English translation book) Hai, How do youu, ‘escape’ out from Sentosa?

Me: Trying not to laugh

My Manager: You can take this bus, bla bla bla

Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

My Manager: Stop laughing, how can you be so bad.

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Escape! HAHAHAHAHA. Why you lock him up in Sentosa?

My Manager: HAHAHAHAHAH!

One more.

I was working in banqueting also and
There was this guy from Sri Lanka, and we named him caveman.

We were having ice cream and he disappear.
He came back with his ice cream MELTED.

Me: Why so watery?

Caveman: I put hot water.

Me: Huh? Why?

Caveman: So hard so cold how to eat?

ME and the rest: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

&the beauty.

8:25 PM

Sense the insecurity?

Being a lady is never easy I guess. I wish I could be as simple like a guy.

And no, they don’t have mood swing. They don’t crave for attention or for affection.
Lastly, they don’t need the repetitious assurance of love.

&the beauty.

4:29 PM

Happy Valentine’s Day.

I know I am a day late but love is still in the air right?

Those who are single who says Valentine’s Day is only for couple? Smile, pretty. It’s for everybody! (:

Had lunch at wild rocket at mount Emily on the 12th. Disappointed at the service level for a fine dinning restaurant. The food was so so despite the good reviews I read about them at hungrygowhere.com

Lawyer turned chef, and he is being featured in Cleo magazine: the most eligible bachelor. Uh huh, but whatever.

Ordered one black pepper softshell crab, 1 laksa pasta, 1 crabmeat pasta and one dessert. Total amount, over 80 buck.

I know its quality food not quantity. But to me, totally not value for money.
I think I will just stick to hawker food next time. I don’t see why I need to crack my brain juice to search high and low for nice location and good food and end up being disappointed.

Maybe a poor peasant trying to act high class will get this post dinning syndrome.

Brought Braun Buffel wallet for Wilson.

This design nice?

Nothing spectacular happened on Valentine’s Day. I don’t believe in romancing only on this day but however, being a female (yes, sadly) I’d really love something special.

Contradicting huh.

&the beauty.

5:35 PM

Working, yes. Oh wells, pity me.

&the beauty.

9:43 AM

Can you believe it? Almost the whole hotel guests came down and use the pool facility yesterday? And guess how busy were we? All the deck chairs were already taken up; some used the towels and lay on the floor and grass patches. What is wrong with this people? Endless food order, endless drinks and cocktails order. And the worst thing is that we have to pick up food from basement 1 when our pool is at level 5.

Complaints and complaints of the waiting time for food despite the warning given before hand. I wish I could speed things up for you damn guests, but the problem is I cant. So please shut your foul mouth, it stinks.

It was first day of Chinese New Year my dear guest and because of you, guest, I stayed on to helped out. But, I didn’t complain. So why the fuss on your side?

Hey people, you know what was the funniest thing? This ang mo actually thought he is so great. When I am being put to be in charge of the bar, means I know my stuffs. And you don’t have to be nosy to keep telling me what goes into a cocktail. You doubt my experience, then don’t drink.

I really don’t understand them, the pool is FULL (and I mean really full) of people and they still want to flock in. Some just sit down on a chair, under shade and merely read a book, I mean cant you do that in your room?

Conclusion: Caucasians like crowds. Picture them packed in the sardine can.

&the beauty.

7:45 AM

Marriage (Part I )

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it.

Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said: "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not."

Marriage (Part II)

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!"

"Yeah?" she replies.

"When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!" (HE ASKED FOR IT!)

Marriage (Part III)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.

After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer to the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed." "In bed this early, doing what?" "Getting a second opinion!"

Marriage (Part IV)

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it IS time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?"

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four."

THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. ! Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Moral of the story is that men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

Well, God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece. Haha!

&the beauty.

8:15 AM

Happy Lunar New Year.

And I am working on the first day of New Year. Applause please, thank you very much.

Other than collecting red packets, I find no meaning in celebrating CNY. Don’t ask me why, and I dread going visiting.

(:

Good day!

My hanna tattoo! haha.

&the beauty.

7:03 AM

I got this funny story through an email from friend, so i thought of sharing with everyone. Hope your day is filled with laughter and fun. However, there is also a lesson to be learn from this story. Haha.

Here it goes:

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,but she belonged to someone else.

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. "So she agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

&the beauty.

8:08 AM

Dear Kaele,

Where are you now?
Are you there at the side of Rainbow Bridge playing with other dogs?
People say you will be at this place when you leave us,
Where there are food, water and warm spring weather.
Will you be thinking of us?

I am surprised.
Surprised at the depth of my grief.
For, I am not an animal person.

I still remember the times I brought you out for a walk
And
I still remember the times you slept beside me
When your usual companions were out.

I missed your welcoming bark and the waging of tail
And the usual begs for treats.
I used to afraid to touch your saliva,
And put the treat on the floor instead.
I am glad that I have learnt
To treat you as my own
And allow you to eat from my hand

I remember I carried you on my lap
Before the day you were hospitalised
I wished I could carry you
A little longer
A little more

My dear girl, tell me what should I do?
I need to be strong for Kor kor
But I can’t do it
You know
I am not good in pressing emotions

Kaele, please let me know you are doing fine
Please give me a sign.
I will be praying for you
Every single night

Awaiting…
For you

We’ll meet again.

&the beauty.